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From: BIRKENSTOCK SCHUHEFABRIK, Von Schpuckenbockstr.22, 8033 Berlin D.
Date: 6/9/99
Time: 2:58:59 PM
Remote Name: 193.189.217.97
Through our Generalmanschaftführer in Guyanna, we have had a (bad) report about Herr Olivier who denegrades our shoes and sandals online. We must strongly warn you about such strong words, as it is well known that even russian cosmonauts wear our material in the space, right after intercourse. In addition to that, we also equip seniors all over the world with our high quality standards. Convents, churches, monks and sisters wear with atrocious pleasure our hand lether-made socks. We have to strongly underline that even top model Andreï Sacoun has insisted to introduce them in a near future to Tumonte Helmut's presentation in Sankt Isidro Jungfrau Heimat. We urge you to buy, at your earliest convinience, our new Flying-Birkenstock sandals, with their top trike-breaking integrated system (T.T.I.B.S.). Last but not least, we invite you to visit our Fabrik and have long chats with the women in charge of smelling and repairing sandals with over 67.342 miles on the clock. So Herr Olivier, not a word anymore against our time-proof material. Dr Klaus Wagner-Vonroth, Kappelmeister und Birkenstock C.E.O.